stexquisite:

“A Fantastical Foray Into Faberge Functions”

Ohhh ohhh ohhh!

I’m in a psychosematic reality break
Verging on some fastidious facade

(what’s that about?)

(work it out)

Bordering on the odd
Oh, Nina, save me from this detrimental dry dream
Pay my student loans with your diamond powdered eye cream

(matriarchal stegosaurus!)
(join the fucking chorus!)

I’ll use what I’m given
My appointed religion
Mutate my mother’s malicious genes
I’ll give what I’ve taken
A liking to Satan
And rip at my father’s fictitious seams

Ohhh ohhh ohhh!

Do you remember when we broke both the knees
Of that fascist at the DMV?
I was so habitually hard for you girl,
Would’ve fucked you like Cousteau fucked the sea

(Barnacle barbecide!)
(neoclassical homicide!)
(making off with Davy Jones’ keys!)

My manic manifestations are pimping out my misused mind
And terror’s shotgunned for the rest of our ritual ride
Girl, wanna cash in on your life insurance
give you Suze Orman’s haircut
And throw you in the furnace

Ohhh ohhh ohhh!