February 2012
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I don't know which I find more unbearable
Lana Del Ray or fun.
Probably fun. because I saw them live and they were the unholy combination of Death Cab and that douchebag wearing a straw hat strumming an acoustic guitar under a tree on campus who tries to fuck your girlfriend’s roommate.
They pretended to play a trumpet on stage while an obviously pre-recorded trumpet played in over the loud speaker.
All I wanted to do was see...
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“If there’s one thing she hated more than sex, it was Doctor Who.”
– Terrence Dicks on Mary Whitehouse
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"Davros: Margaret Thatcher meets Adolf Hitler"
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I've written an of Montreal song so Kevin Barnes...
stexquisite:
“A Fantastical Foray Into Faberge Functions”
Ohhh ohhh ohhh!
I’m in a psychosematic reality break Verging on some fastidious facade
(what’s that about?)
(work it out)
Bordering on the odd Oh, Nina, save me from this detrimental dry dream Pay my student loans with your diamond powdered eye cream
(matriarchal stegosaurus!) (join the fucking chorus!)
I’ll use what I’m given ...
Wear a tiny hat under your normal sized hat.
sal0me:
It’s your secret.
solarfever:
the ucsc memes facebook page
i just
no
Oh god, this is happening at other colleges, too? Ball State has one and they’re misappropriating memes left and right.
I think it might be a federal offense.
I took a walk with David Byrne
rockandrolltedium:
It was in downtown Omaha in 2008 after his gig. My sister and I were among the gaggle of fans who waited outside for him afterwards.
This one chick wanted him to see a mural she helped paint so he got a beer from the tourbus and walked under the highway overpass with all of us.
When we got to the mural, he took a swig of his beer and said, “That’s a shitload of paint.”
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